1 00:02:48,841 --> 00:02:50,668 Hey, there she comes. 2 00:02:50,801 --> 00:02:53,043 Oh, I dig that crazy police escort. 3 00:02:53,179 --> 00:02:57,508 It's the first time I've seen the cops in front of her, instead of chasing her. 4 00:03:00,228 --> 00:03:02,719 - Hi there, Lola! - How are you, Lola? 5 00:03:02,855 --> 00:03:04,398 Lola! Tell us about your trip, Lola. 6 00:03:04,524 --> 00:03:06,102 How long you gonna be gone, Lola? 7 00:03:07,318 --> 00:03:09,062 Come on, Lola, give us a bit of a story, will you, please? 8 00:03:11,281 --> 00:03:13,190 - Right this way, Lola. - Hold it there. 9 00:03:18,705 --> 00:03:20,912 - Why did you decide to go to Japan? - Hold it, please, for one more. 10 00:03:21,041 --> 00:03:22,701 Well, let them to get their pictures first, shall we? 11 00:03:22,834 --> 00:03:24,626 - Yeah, certainly. - Hold it. Hold it. Thank you. 12 00:03:24,753 --> 00:03:27,671 - Right this way, Lola. - Hold it here, please. Thank you. 13 00:03:27,798 --> 00:03:29,589 What about your TV show, Lola? 14 00:03:29,717 --> 00:03:34,260 My TV show? Well... One at a time, fellows. Just one more? 15 00:03:35,264 --> 00:03:38,467 Please, Lola. Would you please tell us why you decided to go to Japan? 16 00:03:38,601 --> 00:03:42,433 Well, I decided to go on this USO tour, because my picture's been postponed 17 00:03:42,563 --> 00:03:45,233 for a month until my leading man gets over his hangover. 18 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:47,434 And about that television show? 19 00:03:47,568 --> 00:03:49,442 My television show? I lost my sponsor. 20 00:03:49,570 --> 00:03:52,856 They didn't think I was the type to narrate fairy tales to the kiddies. 21 00:03:52,991 --> 00:03:56,324 So I decided to go on this USO tour and entertain the soldier boys. 22 00:03:56,452 --> 00:03:59,407 You mean Lola Livingston gets the patriotic urge? 23 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:02,374 Well, my urge is always patriotic. 24 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:04,908 Well, you feel you're going to boost their morale? 25 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:06,788 Well, I ain't gonna hurt it, buster. 26 00:04:06,922 --> 00:04:09,673 That's it. Hold it right there, please? That's the one. Thank you. 27 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:11,294 - Miss Livingston? - Yes? 28 00:04:11,426 --> 00:04:12,920 I'm Sergeant Pearson. 29 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:15,888 On behalf of Major Ridgley, in charge of the entertainment tour, 30 00:04:16,014 --> 00:04:18,090 and on behalf of the United States Department of Defense, 31 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:19,423 I'd like to welcome you. 32 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,967 I hope we can make your trip as pleasant and comfortable as possible. 33 00:04:22,104 --> 00:04:24,310 Well, thank you very much, Sergeant. 34 00:04:25,357 --> 00:04:27,979 - So long, Lola. - Have a good time, Lola. 35 00:04:28,110 --> 00:04:32,060 So long, fellows, sayonara, and take care of the home front. 36 00:04:35,868 --> 00:04:37,612 You know all these people? 37 00:04:48,214 --> 00:04:49,839 - Major Ridgley? - Yes, Sergeant. 38 00:04:49,966 --> 00:04:52,837 - Miss Livingston's checking in, sir. - It's about time. 39 00:04:52,969 --> 00:04:55,341 - All right. We leave as scheduled. - I don't know, sir. 40 00:04:55,472 --> 00:04:56,847 Three of the other acts haven't arrived yet. 41 00:04:56,973 --> 00:04:59,132 The sword swallower, the fire-eater and the magic act. 42 00:04:59,643 --> 00:05:01,303 A magic act. 43 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:16,407 - How much is that? - Ninety-five cents. 44 00:05:18,370 --> 00:05:20,908 Here's a dollar. Keep the change. 45 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:24,042 Thanks, sport. 46 00:05:25,002 --> 00:05:28,122 Wait a minute, buddy. I'm not being cheap. 47 00:05:29,006 --> 00:05:33,550 I'm a magician and I haven't been able to get a booking for almost six months. 48 00:05:34,303 --> 00:05:36,676 I can't even get on daytime TV. 49 00:05:37,223 --> 00:05:39,346 That's the last buck I had. 50 00:05:47,108 --> 00:05:50,145 That's why I took this USO tour. See, I... 51 00:05:50,403 --> 00:05:52,313 I figured maybe I could get lucky in Japan. 52 00:05:52,447 --> 00:05:54,440 Oh, goody. Send me some yen. 53 00:05:56,368 --> 00:05:58,325 "Send me some yen"! Hey, that's pretty funny. 54 00:05:58,453 --> 00:06:00,280 I think I'll put it in the act. 55 00:06:00,414 --> 00:06:02,371 I have no act. That's my rabbit! 56 00:06:02,499 --> 00:06:06,663 My rabbit! That's my bunny. Hold... Stop that... 57 00:06:07,338 --> 00:06:12,925 Harry! Harry! Harry! 58 00:06:13,969 --> 00:06:14,965 Harry! 59 00:06:16,472 --> 00:06:19,971 Harry! Harry! 60 00:06:22,436 --> 00:06:23,635 Harry. 61 00:06:25,565 --> 00:06:28,138 Don't break up the act. Harry. 62 00:06:34,365 --> 00:06:36,025 Oh, Harry. 63 00:06:51,258 --> 00:06:52,456 Harry. 64 00:06:55,262 --> 00:06:56,756 Harry, sweetheart. 65 00:06:57,765 --> 00:07:00,172 You sure are fast, Harry. 66 00:07:00,309 --> 00:07:03,844 And I thought you left me forever and our trip would be over. 67 00:07:03,979 --> 00:07:06,268 Boy, you are fast. You're not even breathing hard. 68 00:07:06,399 --> 00:07:07,976 You're fast, Harry. 69 00:07:08,109 --> 00:07:12,356 United Airlines Flight 534 for Chicago, now loading at Gate 2. 70 00:07:12,488 --> 00:07:15,442 Now, remember, Harry, we're friends and we're buddies, 71 00:07:15,575 --> 00:07:16,654 and we're supposed to stick together, 72 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:18,409 so you shouldn't try and run away from me. 73 00:07:18,536 --> 00:07:20,742 Harry, please. Harry. 74 00:07:20,872 --> 00:07:23,659 Please don't try and run away from me, because we gotta stick together. 75 00:07:23,791 --> 00:07:25,868 And remember, I told you, when we get to Tokyo, 76 00:07:26,002 --> 00:07:28,125 I'm gonna get you carrots with sukiyaki sauce. 77 00:07:28,254 --> 00:07:30,164 - Gilbert Wooley! - What? 78 00:07:30,298 --> 00:07:33,501 Wanted at the information counter. Gilbert Wooley! 79 00:07:33,635 --> 00:07:35,094 Wanted at the information counter. 80 00:07:35,220 --> 00:07:37,711 Take it easy and rest, Harry. Nice. 81 00:07:40,350 --> 00:07:43,766 Oh, Harry. Let go of the belt, Harry. Here, just rest. 82 00:07:45,939 --> 00:07:49,355 Yes, sir. I understand. 83 00:07:49,777 --> 00:07:52,980 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. 84 00:07:53,113 --> 00:07:55,735 I'm sorry, Miss Livingston, but that's Major Ridgley's rule. 85 00:07:55,866 --> 00:07:58,618 - No pets allowed. - But, please, Sergeant. 86 00:07:58,744 --> 00:08:00,986 But, Miss Livingston, a rule's a rule. 87 00:08:01,122 --> 00:08:03,827 But he's such a darling and he wouldn't cause any trouble. 88 00:08:03,958 --> 00:08:06,745 He's so well behaved and he never makes any kind of noise. 89 00:08:06,878 --> 00:08:08,123 Never barks. 90 00:08:10,298 --> 00:08:12,753 What is it, darling? What is it? 91 00:08:12,884 --> 00:08:16,087 - Are you annoying my dog? - Me? 92 00:08:16,221 --> 00:08:18,794 Miss Livingston, I'm afraid your dog is much too nervous. 93 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:24,271 Nervous? Why, he's not nervous. It's him. He's scaring my dog. 94 00:08:24,396 --> 00:08:26,887 Why, look at that face. He'd scare anyone. 95 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:30,231 Me? Hey, just a minute, Miss Livingston. 96 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:32,602 I know you're a big star and all that, and I... 97 00:08:32,738 --> 00:08:34,896 I'm just a small-time act, but, 98 00:08:35,032 --> 00:08:37,071 well, that doesn't give you the right to make fun of me. 99 00:08:37,201 --> 00:08:40,949 I'm sorry, Miss Livingston, but you'll have to leave your dog here. 100 00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:48,366 - Here. Take him home. - Yes, Miss Livingston. 101 00:08:48,504 --> 00:08:53,213 - Have a nice trip. - I doubt it. 102 00:09:00,725 --> 00:09:02,848 I do that in the act. 103 00:09:02,977 --> 00:09:05,017 I'm a magician, and it's a novel kind of an act. 104 00:09:05,146 --> 00:09:08,231 I play the part of the rabbit, too. The magician and the rabbit. 105 00:09:08,358 --> 00:09:10,267 I pull myself out of the hat. 106 00:09:11,069 --> 00:09:14,236 I pull myself... You know? 107 00:09:40,558 --> 00:09:44,009 - Mr Wooley? - Oh, yes? Yes, Sergeant. 108 00:09:44,145 --> 00:09:46,636 - Are you all right, Mr Wooley? - Oh, yes, ma'am, thank you. I'm fine. 109 00:09:46,772 --> 00:09:50,188 - It's time to take your seat. - Take my seat, yes. Thank you. 110 00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:05,367 This way, Mr Wooley. 111 00:10:11,757 --> 00:10:14,129 Will you fasten your seat belt, please? 112 00:10:14,468 --> 00:10:16,425 Seat belts, please. 113 00:10:52,048 --> 00:10:55,251 Well, he seems like a sweet boy, but he must be a vegetarian. 114 00:10:55,385 --> 00:10:57,958 He had a carrot salad for lunch, a carrot salad for dinner, 115 00:10:58,096 --> 00:10:59,887 and then, after the carrot salad he had for dinner, 116 00:11:00,015 --> 00:11:01,425 he had a carrot salad for dessert. 117 00:11:01,558 --> 00:11:03,930 Now he wants a carrot salad for a midnight snack. 118 00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:06,552 Well, maybe he's trying to become a rabbit. 119 00:11:09,191 --> 00:11:10,899 Well, I'm going up front. 120 00:11:11,401 --> 00:11:13,893 - Good night, Sergeant. - Good night, Major. 121 00:11:38,304 --> 00:11:39,502 Thank you very much. 122 00:11:39,639 --> 00:11:43,553 You're sure you still want it that way, no oil, no vinegar, no dressing, nothing? 123 00:11:43,685 --> 00:11:46,223 No, nothing. That's fine. Thank you. 124 00:11:46,521 --> 00:11:49,724 - Do you mind if I eat with you? - Not at all. Go right ahead. 125 00:11:49,858 --> 00:11:51,649 No, thanks. I'll bring something for myself. 126 00:11:51,860 --> 00:11:53,354 Oh, all right. 127 00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:09,500 Could you help me with this tray, please? 128 00:12:09,670 --> 00:12:10,833 Oh, sure. 129 00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:23,136 There you are. 130 00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:35,980 - I'm sorry. You have to sit down first. - Yeah. 131 00:12:48,794 --> 00:12:51,711 You brought yourself a little snack, huh? 132 00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:55,172 No, this is my dinner. I was too busy to eat at dinnertime. 133 00:12:55,509 --> 00:12:58,843 You know, I've never met a real magician before. 134 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:00,960 Really? 135 00:13:02,016 --> 00:13:05,266 That makes us even. I never met a real WAF before. 136 00:13:05,811 --> 00:13:07,603 Well, why don't you eat? You said you were starving. 137 00:13:07,730 --> 00:13:10,600 - Oh, yes. I sure am. - Then dig in. 138 00:13:10,733 --> 00:13:11,729 Yeah. 139 00:13:13,277 --> 00:13:15,649 You must have wonderful eyesight, eating all those carrots. 140 00:13:15,780 --> 00:13:19,860 Oh, yeah. Oh, boy. I have a real good set of eyes. 141 00:13:19,992 --> 00:13:23,575 Yeah. I see very good from eating carrots. 142 00:13:23,705 --> 00:13:26,622 I see so good that I can tell you, right from looking here, 143 00:13:26,749 --> 00:13:30,582 without the help of glasses or anything, as I look down, I see carrots. 144 00:13:30,712 --> 00:13:34,626 I can see that. Yeah. Yes, sirree. Lots of carrots. 145 00:13:36,051 --> 00:13:38,542 - Oh, I'm sorry. Would you like some? - No, thank you. 146 00:13:38,678 --> 00:13:40,885 I have this big New York cut to eat. 147 00:13:41,348 --> 00:13:45,180 Yeah. I can see that. 148 00:13:47,354 --> 00:13:50,806 - Oh, Mr Wooley, I'm sorry. - You are? 149 00:13:50,941 --> 00:13:54,393 Well, this food I'm eating must be disgusting to a vegetarian like you. 150 00:13:54,528 --> 00:13:55,607 Yeah. 151 00:13:55,738 --> 00:13:58,443 You mean the New York cut steak 152 00:13:58,574 --> 00:14:02,192 with the smothered onions and all the mushrooms. 153 00:14:04,205 --> 00:14:06,281 And the pie � la mode. 154 00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:10,330 What kind of � la mode is that dessert? 155 00:14:10,461 --> 00:14:13,379 I mean, I'm just curious. 156 00:14:13,506 --> 00:14:15,629 I shouldn't tell you. I'm making you sick. 157 00:14:15,758 --> 00:14:17,751 Oh, well, so I'll be a little sicker. 158 00:14:17,886 --> 00:14:20,377 It's just curious. I... You know, I like to know. 159 00:14:20,513 --> 00:14:23,514 Sometimes I get frustrated until I know, when I want to know... 160 00:14:23,641 --> 00:14:25,136 What is that, really? 161 00:14:25,435 --> 00:14:27,428 It's tutti-frutti. 162 00:14:29,231 --> 00:14:30,891 Tutti-frutti? 163 00:14:31,024 --> 00:14:32,602 Look, let's not talk about this. 164 00:14:32,734 --> 00:14:35,356 Let's talk about something else instead of the disgusting food I'm eating. 165 00:14:35,487 --> 00:14:37,610 Why don't you just eat your salad? 166 00:14:37,739 --> 00:14:41,239 I don't mind discussing the disgusting food you're eating. 167 00:14:41,493 --> 00:14:43,153 Let's talk about you. 168 00:14:43,287 --> 00:14:44,829 It must be wonderful being a magician, 169 00:14:44,955 --> 00:14:47,031 doing all kinds of wonderful magic tricks. 170 00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:50,167 Yeah. I sure wish I could do one right now. 171 00:14:50,586 --> 00:14:52,377 I bet you're a wonderful magician. 172 00:14:52,505 --> 00:14:55,174 Do you saw women in half and things like that? 173 00:14:55,967 --> 00:14:58,540 No, I like women. 174 00:14:59,262 --> 00:15:01,800 And I would never saw one in half. 175 00:15:02,390 --> 00:15:04,845 I wouldn't know which part to throw away. 176 00:15:06,019 --> 00:15:08,854 Saw it in half, not know which half to give away! 177 00:15:10,064 --> 00:15:11,475 Tutti-frutti. 178 00:15:13,276 --> 00:15:14,984 I'll wake up everybody. 179 00:15:25,539 --> 00:15:28,326 - Oh, Sergeant. - Yes, Miss Livingston? 180 00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:30,451 - Do you have any sleeping pills? - Oh, yes. 181 00:15:30,586 --> 00:15:34,168 That fool magician fixed it so that I couldn't bring my French poodle along, 182 00:15:34,298 --> 00:15:37,085 and I'm not used to sleeping alone, without my poodle. 183 00:15:37,217 --> 00:15:38,676 I understand. 184 00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:20,674 Harry. 185 00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:24,304 Yeah, it's me, boy. Where are you? 186 00:16:28,771 --> 00:16:31,096 Just relax, sweetheart. I'm coming. 187 00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:33,566 I'm sorry I had to hide you like this, Harry, 188 00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:36,528 but you're not supposed to be on the plane, 189 00:16:36,654 --> 00:16:39,026 and I had to wait until everybody was asleep, 190 00:16:39,156 --> 00:16:40,816 so they don't see you. 191 00:16:41,409 --> 00:16:44,114 Hiya, boy. Come on, Harry. 192 00:16:45,621 --> 00:16:46,617 Harry? 193 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,078 Harry, stop fooling around. 194 00:16:58,802 --> 00:17:00,711 You son of a gun. 195 00:17:02,931 --> 00:17:04,888 I don't know how he does it, this Harry. 196 00:17:05,016 --> 00:17:07,686 I don't know how he does it. One minute he's here and one minute... 197 00:17:07,811 --> 00:17:10,646 Harry. Harry! 198 00:17:12,482 --> 00:17:13,977 Stop kidding around. 199 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,481 I don't know how you do it, Harry. 200 00:17:20,616 --> 00:17:22,941 Son of a gun. Come on, sweetheart. 201 00:17:24,203 --> 00:17:27,287 Careful. Did you miss me? Did you? 202 00:17:27,415 --> 00:17:28,868 Come on, like the Eskimos do. 203 00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:29,492 Come on, like the Eskimos do. 204 00:17:33,087 --> 00:17:34,462 Nice kiss. 205 00:17:36,924 --> 00:17:38,205 I missed you too, Harry. 206 00:17:38,342 --> 00:17:42,292 I've got something for you. Just relax. Here, look what I got. 207 00:17:42,430 --> 00:17:45,764 Don't say nothing. Harry, here. 208 00:17:45,892 --> 00:17:48,181 Come on. Come on. Come on, nice boy. 209 00:17:56,570 --> 00:17:58,646 It's good. It's good. Very good. 210 00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:01,318 You'll never wear glasses. Yes, sweetheart. 211 00:18:12,002 --> 00:18:13,378 You're hungry, aren't you, Harry? 212 00:18:13,504 --> 00:18:15,212 All right. Well, there's more where this came from. 213 00:18:15,339 --> 00:18:19,467 Just relax. Relax. I got this. 214 00:18:19,844 --> 00:18:22,631 Here, get in, now. Here, look what I got for my boy. 215 00:18:22,763 --> 00:18:24,555 Look what I got, Harry. 216 00:18:24,849 --> 00:18:26,758 Here's some more carrots. 217 00:18:27,894 --> 00:18:30,978 Chew, chew, that's it. Don't be greedy. Wait a minute. 218 00:18:36,110 --> 00:18:38,981 Wait a minute, Harry. Something's tickling. 219 00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:44,785 Harry? Harry? 220 00:18:50,584 --> 00:18:53,538 Harry! Harry! 221 00:18:56,757 --> 00:19:00,505 Harry! Nice carrot. Yum, yum, yummy. Carrot. 222 00:19:00,636 --> 00:19:03,756 Come on, Harry. Harry! 223 00:19:06,850 --> 00:19:08,179 Yummy, yummy. 224 00:19:11,313 --> 00:19:12,428 Harry. 225 00:19:14,358 --> 00:19:15,900 Harry, you come here! 226 00:19:21,908 --> 00:19:22,904 Harry. 227 00:19:25,703 --> 00:19:28,574 - Harry. - I'm Harry. 228 00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:50,389 Harry. 229 00:19:53,357 --> 00:19:56,560 Harry. Harry. 230 00:19:59,071 --> 00:20:05,156 Harry. Harry. Harry. 231 00:20:06,495 --> 00:20:07,906 I know your teeth. 232 00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:15,879 Get off the hat! 233 00:20:17,173 --> 00:20:19,415 Harry, get off the hat! 234 00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:22,301 What are you eating? 235 00:20:25,306 --> 00:20:27,928 Cherries? Harry, not cherries. 236 00:20:28,059 --> 00:20:32,009 Harry, you'll swallow a pit. You'll have a ball grow in your stomach. 237 00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:35,936 You won't be able to get out of the hat. You'll be a fat... 238 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,356 Don't chew cherries! 239 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:44,198 Carrots. I got carrots back there. Harry. 240 00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:49,653 Harry. Harry. 241 00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:56,542 Harry. 242 00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:06,675 Harry. Get out of there. 243 00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:09,806 Harry. 244 00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:20,608 Harry. 245 00:21:45,806 --> 00:21:49,010 Harry. Harry. 246 00:21:52,063 --> 00:21:53,058 Harry. 247 00:22:05,118 --> 00:22:06,233 Hold still. 248 00:22:18,465 --> 00:22:19,628 Harry. 249 00:22:35,858 --> 00:22:38,016 - Get me out of here! - The Major! 250 00:22:38,152 --> 00:22:42,944 - Will you get out of here? - I can't! I can't get out! I'm stuck! 251 00:22:43,074 --> 00:22:46,573 Get me out of here! Get me out of here! 252 00:22:48,704 --> 00:22:51,112 - Can I help you, Major? - Will you get him out of here? 253 00:22:51,249 --> 00:22:54,582 - Get that thing out from behind me! - Yes, sir. 254 00:22:57,380 --> 00:23:00,298 - Come on! - I can't move it, Major. It's stuck. 255 00:23:00,425 --> 00:23:03,130 Well, do something! Get me out of here! 256 00:23:03,261 --> 00:23:04,969 All right! Wait a minute! 257 00:23:06,389 --> 00:23:08,097 Get me out of here! 258 00:23:39,423 --> 00:23:42,627 Boy, this is exciting. I never took a trip like this before. 259 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,880 It's been quite a trip. Last night, for instance? 260 00:23:47,682 --> 00:23:49,805 Last night? What about last night? 261 00:23:50,059 --> 00:23:52,099 I never would have thought a fine man like Major Ridgley 262 00:23:52,228 --> 00:23:54,517 would make a pass at Lola Livingston, would you? 263 00:23:54,940 --> 00:23:56,731 I don't think he did. 264 00:23:56,858 --> 00:23:58,650 Well, Lola sure thought so. 265 00:23:59,569 --> 00:24:01,361 Good afternoon, Major. 266 00:24:06,326 --> 00:24:08,034 Good afternoon, Sergeant. 267 00:24:21,175 --> 00:24:22,503 It's ground. 268 00:24:25,513 --> 00:24:27,470 Would you like to see a trick? 269 00:24:30,017 --> 00:24:32,971 I got it right here. I don't have to go and get it. 270 00:24:35,231 --> 00:24:37,901 This is one of the big tricks I do in the act. 271 00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:43,021 Watch the rope, and watch that the hand is quicker than the eye. 272 00:24:45,909 --> 00:24:47,189 No knot. 273 00:24:47,369 --> 00:24:49,942 If you go into this pocket. There it is. 274 00:24:58,380 --> 00:25:02,045 Say, what hotel are we staying at in Tokyo? 275 00:25:02,217 --> 00:25:05,088 The Hotel Oya, and stop trying to change the subject. 276 00:25:05,220 --> 00:25:07,343 Now, what do you think the Major's wife and family are gonna think 277 00:25:07,473 --> 00:25:09,133 when they hear about him and Lola? 278 00:25:09,266 --> 00:25:10,595 He has a wife and family? 279 00:25:10,726 --> 00:25:14,226 - And when I think about the Pentagon. - The Pentagon? 280 00:25:14,355 --> 00:25:16,015 Why, he'll be busted out of the service. 281 00:25:16,148 --> 00:25:18,390 They'll rip his medals off. Drums will roll. 282 00:25:18,526 --> 00:25:21,231 They'll cut his buttons off with a sharp sword. 283 00:25:21,362 --> 00:25:23,402 - They will? - Why, he'll lose his pension. 284 00:25:23,531 --> 00:25:24,859 They'll cancel his military funeral. 285 00:25:24,991 --> 00:25:27,529 It's such a shame, because the Major just loves the sound of Taps. 286 00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:28,858 They wouldn't do that. 287 00:25:28,995 --> 00:25:31,747 - You know what else will happen? - Don't tell me. It's too awful. 288 00:25:31,873 --> 00:25:33,415 Well, Hollywood will make a movie of his life 289 00:25:33,541 --> 00:25:35,368 in VistaVision and Technicolor. 290 00:25:35,502 --> 00:25:38,253 I can see it now. The Oversexed Major. 291 00:25:39,589 --> 00:25:42,127 Well, I'm oversexed... I mean... 292 00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:45,301 The Major... Well, it wasn't his fault. 293 00:25:45,929 --> 00:25:50,093 - It was my fault, Sergeant Pearson. - Yes, I know. 294 00:25:50,225 --> 00:25:52,597 I found some carrots in the cargo hold. 295 00:25:53,061 --> 00:25:57,225 - Besides, your friend is a noisy eater. - You know about Harry? 296 00:25:59,818 --> 00:26:01,977 Don't saying nothing to anybody, will you, please? 297 00:26:02,112 --> 00:26:04,568 They didn't want... They don't allow... 298 00:26:07,118 --> 00:26:08,861 Without Harry, I ain't got an act, see. 299 00:26:08,995 --> 00:26:11,699 I know, but don't you think you ought to explain it to Miss Livingston 300 00:26:11,831 --> 00:26:14,785 before she talks to the reporters, so she won't ruin the Major's reputation? 301 00:26:14,917 --> 00:26:17,206 Oh, yes, I will. I'll do that. 302 00:26:18,588 --> 00:26:21,873 Gee, that's terrible. The Oversexed Major. 303 00:26:23,801 --> 00:26:26,090 Besides, soldiers can't be sexy. 304 00:26:27,097 --> 00:26:30,133 Not with the food the Army gives them to eat. 305 00:26:46,366 --> 00:26:48,655 Sorry, I don't understand Japanese, but take it easy. 306 00:26:48,786 --> 00:26:51,158 My interpreter will be here. 307 00:26:51,288 --> 00:26:52,664 She's here now. 308 00:26:59,171 --> 00:27:01,081 I am sorry to be delayed, Colonel, 309 00:27:01,215 --> 00:27:03,540 but I had no place where I could leave my nephew. 310 00:27:03,676 --> 00:27:05,218 My father was busy today. 311 00:27:05,344 --> 00:27:08,381 - You said it was extremely important. - It is. 312 00:27:08,598 --> 00:27:10,590 Lola Livingston's on that plane. 313 00:27:10,725 --> 00:27:12,303 Something happened on board last night 314 00:27:12,435 --> 00:27:14,724 that could be very embarrassing to the Defense Department. 315 00:27:36,919 --> 00:27:39,492 - Miss Livingston, I want... - Beat it, crumb. 316 00:27:39,630 --> 00:27:41,457 But I just wanted to explain. You see... 317 00:27:41,590 --> 00:27:44,212 They're taking my picture. Scram. 318 00:27:45,678 --> 00:27:46,958 Well, you don't understand, Miss Livingston. 319 00:27:47,096 --> 00:27:49,338 You see, all I wanted to do was apologise to you. 320 00:27:49,473 --> 00:27:52,225 Will you get out of here? If you don't, I'm gonna... 321 00:27:52,351 --> 00:27:54,011 Well, yes, all right. Oh, wait. My foot. 322 00:27:54,145 --> 00:27:57,099 - My foot is stuck. Wait a minute. - Get out of here, or I'll crown you! 323 00:27:57,231 --> 00:28:00,814 All right. My arm. Wait, wait, wait. Here, let me cover you. 324 00:28:04,530 --> 00:28:07,567 You idiot, you're making a fool of me. 325 00:28:11,997 --> 00:28:14,238 What are you hitting? I'm helping. I'm helping. 326 00:28:15,083 --> 00:28:18,250 - What are you doing? - I'm only helping. Let me help. 327 00:28:21,173 --> 00:28:22,548 I'm helping! Wait! 328 00:28:33,811 --> 00:28:36,100 I'm sorry, Miss Livingston. Here, let me help you up. 329 00:28:37,106 --> 00:28:41,056 I'm awfully sorry. Here, let me cover you up. 330 00:28:44,530 --> 00:28:46,024 Get me out of here! 331 00:29:25,531 --> 00:29:28,200 Harry. How do you feel? 332 00:29:31,787 --> 00:29:33,946 Harry, I said, how do you feel? Any better? 333 00:29:34,081 --> 00:29:35,789 Well, it's your own fault. 334 00:29:35,916 --> 00:29:39,617 You had to go eat those artificial cherries off the fat lady's hat. 335 00:29:39,754 --> 00:29:43,289 And me starving myself so I could bring you all those carrots. 336 00:29:43,424 --> 00:29:46,211 Besides, you gotta watch your diet, Harry. 337 00:29:46,344 --> 00:29:49,298 If you get too fat, you're not gonna be able to get out of the hat. 338 00:29:51,724 --> 00:29:54,394 Excuse me, I'll be right back. Just rest. 339 00:30:03,570 --> 00:30:04,566 Yes? 340 00:30:04,696 --> 00:30:08,112 Mr Wooley, I hope that you will pardon our intrusion. 341 00:30:08,825 --> 00:30:12,658 I am Kimi Sikita and this is Mitsuo Watanabe, my nephew. 342 00:30:12,788 --> 00:30:14,282 How do you do? I'm very glad to know you. 343 00:30:14,415 --> 00:30:18,163 - What can I do for you? - It is not what you can do, Mr Wooley. 344 00:30:18,294 --> 00:30:21,793 I have come to thank you for what you have already done. 345 00:30:21,922 --> 00:30:23,333 What I've done? 346 00:30:24,049 --> 00:30:25,081 I remember you two. 347 00:30:25,217 --> 00:30:27,127 You were at the airport when I landed there today. 348 00:30:27,261 --> 00:30:28,257 Yes. 349 00:30:29,597 --> 00:30:33,298 I helped unroll Miss Livingston out of the red carpet 350 00:30:33,935 --> 00:30:36,141 when the military police took you away. 351 00:30:36,270 --> 00:30:38,940 Well, everything's straightened out with the Army now. 352 00:30:40,316 --> 00:30:42,439 What's the matter, Miss Sikita? You're crying. 353 00:30:42,569 --> 00:30:46,317 Oh, Mr Wooley, how can I ever repay you? 354 00:30:47,365 --> 00:30:48,859 Repay me? For what? 355 00:30:51,661 --> 00:30:57,036 Well, come in, won't you, Miss Sikita, Mitsvah Watanabble? 356 00:31:09,013 --> 00:31:11,634 Tell the Great Ichiyama. Huh? 357 00:31:13,100 --> 00:31:17,098 It is me, Osakawa, the private eye who calls, please. 358 00:31:17,563 --> 00:31:19,686 Who is it you say you are, please? 359 00:31:21,567 --> 00:31:23,856 Osakawa, the private eye. 360 00:31:23,986 --> 00:31:28,565 Osakawa. I'll talk to him. He has been following my woman. 361 00:31:31,244 --> 00:31:32,786 So, Osakawa. 362 00:31:32,912 --> 00:31:37,740 And after his parents were lost in that terrible accident, 363 00:31:37,876 --> 00:31:39,500 he was never the same. 364 00:31:39,753 --> 00:31:44,213 He has never smiled, he has never known laughter until today. 365 00:31:45,425 --> 00:31:49,340 You, Mr Wooley, have brought first joy to the heart of the little boy. 366 00:31:49,471 --> 00:31:51,511 I am your most humble servant. 367 00:31:52,349 --> 00:31:57,592 Poor kid. No parents. Just like me. I lost my parents, too. 368 00:31:59,189 --> 00:32:02,772 I was brought up by my Aunt Hazel in Glendale, California. 369 00:32:03,569 --> 00:32:05,360 She was a nice aunt. 370 00:32:06,614 --> 00:32:11,027 But she was certainly not as pretty as his aunt, which is you. 371 00:32:12,203 --> 00:32:15,453 I am most unworthy of your compliment, Mr Wooley. 372 00:32:15,581 --> 00:32:17,740 The heck you aren't. You're beautiful. 373 00:32:18,626 --> 00:32:21,711 I can understand now why Marlon Brando dug this place. 374 00:32:21,921 --> 00:32:23,036 Thank you. 375 00:32:23,590 --> 00:32:25,132 That's nice to hear, 376 00:32:26,301 --> 00:32:29,218 but my intended would not like to hear it. 377 00:32:29,596 --> 00:32:32,383 - Your intended? - The Great Ichiyama, 378 00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:34,555 the man I will someday marry. 379 00:32:34,684 --> 00:32:37,175 It was arranged by our families. 380 00:32:37,312 --> 00:32:40,847 The Great Ichiyama is a very famous baseball pitcher in Japan 381 00:32:40,982 --> 00:32:43,059 and he is very jealous of me. 382 00:32:43,819 --> 00:32:46,689 He is very tall and very strong. 383 00:32:46,822 --> 00:32:51,448 His stomach measures around middle, over 60 inches. 384 00:32:51,577 --> 00:32:54,032 - Sixty? - He has much courage. 385 00:32:54,163 --> 00:32:57,080 Yeah, he sounds like he's got a lot of guts. 386 00:32:58,793 --> 00:33:03,004 Well, it sure was swell meeting you both. 387 00:33:03,130 --> 00:33:05,503 I have been honoured to visit you, Mr Wooley. 388 00:33:05,633 --> 00:33:09,880 Well, thank you very much, Miss Kimi, and it was very nice meeting you, 389 00:33:10,012 --> 00:33:11,672 Mitsvah Watanibble. 390 00:33:11,806 --> 00:33:14,677 And would you tell him, please, that I would like to be his friend 391 00:33:14,809 --> 00:33:17,431 and that I'll come and see him before I go back to America? 392 00:33:35,789 --> 00:33:38,873 He said he loves you, Mr Wooley, 393 00:33:39,001 --> 00:33:42,452 and will you do him the honour to be his father? 394 00:34:08,615 --> 00:34:10,572 I wish I were your father. 395 00:34:19,668 --> 00:34:23,618 Mr Wooley, I told him that you said you loved him too, 396 00:34:23,755 --> 00:34:26,626 because that is what he wanted to hear. 397 00:34:27,092 --> 00:34:28,966 Please forgive me for lying. 398 00:34:30,679 --> 00:34:32,802 I don't know that you were lying. 399 00:34:44,235 --> 00:34:47,152 He said he loves you because you are a great man 400 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:51,028 to come from so far to give happiness to the soldiers. 401 00:34:58,499 --> 00:35:00,622 I wish that was the reason. 402 00:35:02,128 --> 00:35:04,584 But don't tell him I took the job 403 00:35:06,966 --> 00:35:09,125 because I needed the money, 404 00:35:09,928 --> 00:35:13,178 and because I couldn't get a job stateside. 405 00:35:20,022 --> 00:35:21,480 He bows nice. 406 00:35:30,532 --> 00:35:33,202 Pretty nice. The little boy was nice and cute. 407 00:35:33,869 --> 00:35:35,328 There's nothing wrong with the aunt either, huh? 408 00:35:36,122 --> 00:35:38,494 I'd like to chop chopsticks with her anytime. 409 00:35:38,624 --> 00:35:39,655 Well. Hey! 410 00:35:39,792 --> 00:35:41,701 Harry, you watch me, 'cause I'm gonna rehearse a little bit. 411 00:35:41,836 --> 00:35:45,881 We have to work for the Gls tomorrow, and these fellows are not easy to fool. 412 00:36:02,941 --> 00:36:05,728 Pretty good, Harry? Laugh it up, applaud, something. 413 00:36:24,630 --> 00:36:25,661 My greatest illusion. 414 00:36:25,798 --> 00:36:28,467 I will produce before your very eyes, ladies and gentlemen, 415 00:36:28,592 --> 00:36:32,542 a full-grown, genuine, 100% pure genie. 416 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,349 We do it with this genie-producing magic powder. 417 00:36:35,475 --> 00:36:37,384 We place in the fuse. 418 00:36:37,810 --> 00:36:40,681 I wonder if I can do it this time. It's never worked before. 419 00:36:40,813 --> 00:36:41,809 Well, we'll try. 420 00:36:41,940 --> 00:36:43,813 Harry. Harry. 421 00:36:44,734 --> 00:36:46,063 Harry. 422 00:36:48,822 --> 00:36:51,776 Harry? You have no confidence in me, you fink? 423 00:36:52,576 --> 00:36:55,031 Root me on, boy. Say, "Go get 'em." 424 00:36:55,162 --> 00:36:57,487 "Build that genie. Make yourself a..." 425 00:36:58,415 --> 00:37:01,582 "That's it. You gotta go, boy! And say, 'Go get 'em."' 426 00:37:01,710 --> 00:37:02,908 You watch it! 427 00:37:03,045 --> 00:37:06,580 For the first time in my life, we will produce a genie. 428 00:37:07,132 --> 00:37:08,840 Pure, 100%. 429 00:37:29,697 --> 00:37:32,983 Harry! Harry, it worked! Look! 430 00:37:33,117 --> 00:37:34,944 Harry, look, he's here. Genie! 431 00:37:35,078 --> 00:37:38,079 I'm the greatest magician in the whole world, Harry. 432 00:37:38,456 --> 00:37:39,998 I'm the greatest magician in the whole universe. 433 00:37:40,125 --> 00:37:41,156 There's two of them. 434 00:37:41,292 --> 00:37:44,293 Harry, two genies, a king-size and a regular. 435 00:37:44,588 --> 00:37:46,711 I'm awfully glad my trick finally worked. 436 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,215 Hello, Genie. 437 00:37:49,176 --> 00:37:51,417 I am not Genie! 438 00:37:51,887 --> 00:37:54,045 I am the Great Ichiyama. 439 00:37:54,181 --> 00:37:55,758 Oh, yeah. That's your name. Sure. 440 00:37:55,891 --> 00:37:58,927 You see, oh, you... You're Ichiyama. Well, I'm very... 441 00:37:59,978 --> 00:38:01,177 Ichiyama? 442 00:38:02,773 --> 00:38:06,605 - What were you doing with my Kimi? - Nothing. 443 00:38:06,735 --> 00:38:08,693 Don't get... Don't hurt your... 444 00:38:08,821 --> 00:38:12,985 I didn't do nothing. Wait, I was talking, that's all. 445 00:38:13,117 --> 00:38:14,113 You know, little boy... 446 00:38:14,243 --> 00:38:16,319 - What were you doing with my Kimi? - Nothing. 447 00:38:16,454 --> 00:38:18,281 I was talking, you know. 448 00:38:18,414 --> 00:38:21,997 Mitsvah Watanabble, the little... The little... 449 00:38:22,126 --> 00:38:24,119 I was just talking. 450 00:38:48,612 --> 00:38:52,195 Harry! Harry! I lost my rabbit. Harry? 451 00:38:52,324 --> 00:38:55,076 Harry, baby! Harry! What, are you crazy? 452 00:38:56,537 --> 00:38:58,161 Come here, Harry! 453 00:38:59,123 --> 00:39:01,828 Harry! Harry! Harry, will you stop fooling? 454 00:39:01,959 --> 00:39:06,123 That's the fastest rabbit. Harry, will you come back here? 455 00:39:55,431 --> 00:39:56,546 I'm sorry, Miss Livingston. 456 00:39:56,682 --> 00:39:58,474 What are you doing here? What do you want? 457 00:40:02,104 --> 00:40:04,856 - Get out of here! - I'll get out as soon as I get my... 458 00:40:04,982 --> 00:40:07,059 Swim, baby! Harry. Here, baby. 459 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:10,731 One second. 460 00:40:12,073 --> 00:40:13,817 Nice. Harry, you're wet. 461 00:40:23,752 --> 00:40:25,626 - Will you get out of here? - You better get out of here. 462 00:40:25,754 --> 00:40:28,589 There's gonna be a pretty good splash any second. 463 00:40:51,697 --> 00:40:52,978 Harry! 464 00:40:54,534 --> 00:40:55,529 Harry! 465 00:40:57,954 --> 00:40:58,950 Harry! 466 00:41:14,888 --> 00:41:17,972 Now you listen to me, Wooley, and listen good! 467 00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:21,136 Personally, I don't think you are an entertainer! 468 00:41:21,270 --> 00:41:24,140 No entertainer ever caused us the trouble that you have! 469 00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:26,396 Not even the out-of-work TV comedians! 470 00:41:26,525 --> 00:41:29,609 I think you must have been sent over here by the enemy 471 00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:32,310 to destroy our relations with the Japanese 472 00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:35,153 and undo all the work that's been done 473 00:41:35,451 --> 00:41:36,945 by the Republicans! 474 00:41:37,077 --> 00:41:38,536 And, mind you, 475 00:41:38,662 --> 00:41:42,530 I'm not including you pushing me into Miss Livingston's bed! 476 00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:45,199 Or you ripping her dress off! 477 00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:48,005 Or you secreting that rabbit aboard the plane! 478 00:41:48,297 --> 00:41:50,420 Setting off an explosion in your hotel room 479 00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:54,298 that endangered the life of one of Japan's greatest baseball heroes! 480 00:41:54,429 --> 00:41:56,552 But evidently that wasn't enough! 481 00:41:56,848 --> 00:42:00,597 You wanted to drown the man, so you flooded a bathhouse! 482 00:42:00,727 --> 00:42:03,300 And you flooded a whole city street! 483 00:42:03,730 --> 00:42:05,010 Have you... 484 00:42:09,528 --> 00:42:13,905 Have you got any idea what this is gonna cost the Defense Department? 485 00:42:15,284 --> 00:42:18,866 Well, I'll be glad to pay for everything, Major Ridgley. 486 00:42:18,996 --> 00:42:19,992 How? 487 00:42:20,122 --> 00:42:21,320 By your own admission, you're only here 488 00:42:21,457 --> 00:42:23,284 because you couldn't get a job stateside! 489 00:42:23,417 --> 00:42:25,125 Well, I can pay for everything, Major, 490 00:42:25,252 --> 00:42:27,494 with the money I earn entertaining the soldiers. 491 00:42:27,630 --> 00:42:30,465 You're not gonna entertain any troops. 492 00:42:30,591 --> 00:42:34,541 Miss Livingston doesn't want you along. And I don't blame her! 493 00:42:38,266 --> 00:42:41,267 I'm not gonna entertain the troops? Now, wait a minute, Major Ridgley. 494 00:42:41,394 --> 00:42:42,805 I'll admit that I came over here 495 00:42:42,937 --> 00:42:45,179 just because I wanted to pick up a couple of bucks, 496 00:42:45,315 --> 00:42:47,521 but that's not the reason any more, sir. 497 00:42:47,650 --> 00:42:49,228 I wanna entertain the soldiers. 498 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,733 Really, I do, and I don't care whether you pay me or not. 499 00:42:53,907 --> 00:42:56,777 I've just gotta do this. It's awfully important to me. 500 00:42:56,910 --> 00:43:00,196 What brought on this sudden astonishing change of heart? 501 00:43:00,330 --> 00:43:01,665 A little boy. 502 00:43:02,457 --> 00:43:04,783 A little boy who thinks I'm something. 503 00:43:05,502 --> 00:43:06,913 He thinks I'm something special. 504 00:43:07,045 --> 00:43:10,628 This is the first time in my life that anybody thought I was something. 505 00:43:10,758 --> 00:43:13,593 And I sure would love to prove to him that he's right. 506 00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:15,344 I gotta go on that tour, Major. 507 00:43:15,471 --> 00:43:18,140 Well, you're not going! Now, get out! 508 00:43:24,021 --> 00:43:26,892 - Wooley! - Yes, sir. 509 00:43:28,526 --> 00:43:30,186 Hand in your equipment! 510 00:43:32,989 --> 00:43:36,405 - My equipment? - You heard me! Your USO button. 511 00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:48,331 And your dog tags. 512 00:43:49,798 --> 00:43:51,078 Dog tags? 513 00:43:55,971 --> 00:43:57,880 I was saving them for my dog. 514 00:44:00,767 --> 00:44:03,722 And your USO whistle. 515 00:44:05,397 --> 00:44:07,888 Anything at all, Major, but not my whistle. 516 00:44:08,025 --> 00:44:09,567 Now, your whistle is government property 517 00:44:09,693 --> 00:44:11,236 just the same as all the rest of your equipment. 518 00:44:11,362 --> 00:44:12,856 Now, hand it over! 519 00:44:14,031 --> 00:44:15,525 Not the whistle. 520 00:44:16,909 --> 00:44:19,317 My favourite piece of equipment. 521 00:44:24,125 --> 00:44:25,750 - Major? - What is it? 522 00:44:26,836 --> 00:44:28,995 Well, I was just thinking. 523 00:44:29,797 --> 00:44:33,249 I mean, here, you know, it's yours. I'm gonna give it to you. 524 00:44:33,802 --> 00:44:36,375 But could I... Do you think maybe... 525 00:44:37,514 --> 00:44:39,091 Could I just one more time? 526 00:44:40,141 --> 00:44:43,427 - Well, all right. - Thank you very much. 527 00:44:45,522 --> 00:44:47,016 Thanks a lot, Maj. 528 00:45:06,877 --> 00:45:08,585 Oh, Mr Wooley. 529 00:45:08,713 --> 00:45:10,789 I heard what happened last night. 530 00:45:10,923 --> 00:45:14,921 - I'm terribly sorry. - That's all right. I... 531 00:45:15,428 --> 00:45:17,919 I can't blame your boyfriend for being jealous. 532 00:45:18,056 --> 00:45:20,297 I told my father of his actions. 533 00:45:20,433 --> 00:45:23,054 My father became very angry. 534 00:45:23,186 --> 00:45:26,353 Now it is over between Ichiyama and myself. 535 00:45:28,650 --> 00:45:33,775 Someday I hope to meet a fine man like you, Mr Wooley. 536 00:45:33,905 --> 00:45:36,278 Well, thank you, Kimi. 537 00:45:42,748 --> 00:45:44,787 Well, good morning, Mitsuo. 538 00:45:48,504 --> 00:45:49,535 What did he say? 539 00:45:49,672 --> 00:45:52,708 He said, "Good morning to you, my honourable father." 540 00:45:58,055 --> 00:45:59,763 Come here, Mitsuo. 541 00:46:02,143 --> 00:46:05,512 Your honourable father is a honourable jerk 542 00:46:06,773 --> 00:46:11,767 who just got a dishonourable discharge and they're sending me home. 543 00:46:11,903 --> 00:46:13,362 It can't be. 544 00:46:13,488 --> 00:46:16,738 Last night, Mitsuo went to the shrine and prayed for you. 545 00:46:17,450 --> 00:46:20,285 He prayed that you would always be with him. 546 00:46:21,121 --> 00:46:24,620 Mr Wooley. May I see you a moment, please? 547 00:46:27,085 --> 00:46:29,327 - Will you excuse me? - Of course. 548 00:46:30,130 --> 00:46:31,838 Excuse me. 549 00:46:47,648 --> 00:46:49,356 Yes, Sergeant Pearson? 550 00:46:54,947 --> 00:46:57,617 - What's this? - Major Ridgley changed his mind. 551 00:46:57,742 --> 00:46:59,485 He isn't sending you back. 552 00:47:00,244 --> 00:47:02,118 He's not? You mean I'm gonna go on the tour? 553 00:47:02,246 --> 00:47:03,871 Well, you're not gonna go on the tour with Miss Livingston 554 00:47:03,998 --> 00:47:06,750 and the other performers. You're gonna take out your own tour. 555 00:47:06,876 --> 00:47:09,118 I'm gonna take out my own... I'm gonna headline my own tour! 556 00:47:09,254 --> 00:47:11,293 I'm gonna headline... I'm gonna headline my own... 557 00:47:11,423 --> 00:47:14,210 You know, it was the prayers, that's what it was. The prayers. 558 00:47:14,342 --> 00:47:17,794 He prayed for me and they heard him. And my own, too. 559 00:47:18,346 --> 00:47:19,757 I'm gonna head... 560 00:47:19,890 --> 00:47:21,514 They heard the prayers. 561 00:47:24,019 --> 00:47:25,679 That little boy prayed. 562 00:47:29,775 --> 00:47:34,484 They heard Mitsuo. I don't have to go. I can stay and I can see him again. 563 00:47:47,335 --> 00:47:49,411 Wait here, Harry. 564 00:47:53,424 --> 00:47:57,007 Excuse me, do you know where Kimi Sikita's house is? 565 00:48:09,566 --> 00:48:13,267 We don't understand each other and the subtitles are all mixed up. 566 00:48:43,059 --> 00:48:45,550 We're a big destroyer. 567 00:48:45,687 --> 00:48:48,890 Swim, swimming. Swimming all the time. 568 00:48:53,486 --> 00:48:57,354 Mitsuo has told his friends about you. They are here to meet you now. 569 00:49:02,078 --> 00:49:06,076 - I hope I don't disappoint them. - I am sure you will not. 570 00:49:06,208 --> 00:49:09,577 I'd disappoint anyone in these trunks you loaned me. 571 00:49:11,004 --> 00:49:14,919 Those are Ichiyama's. He forgot them when he was last here. 572 00:49:15,050 --> 00:49:16,758 He can have them back. 573 00:49:18,804 --> 00:49:20,631 Where are Mitsy's friends? 574 00:49:20,848 --> 00:49:23,339 They will come over there by the pavilion. 575 00:49:26,270 --> 00:49:28,975 Harry! Harry, don't stay out there too long. 576 00:49:29,106 --> 00:49:31,680 Be careful. You could get sunburnt. 577 00:49:37,532 --> 00:49:39,939 Next, watch that we have liquid. 578 00:49:43,121 --> 00:49:45,446 In the glass the liquid should go. 579 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,289 Watch closely. Placing liquid in box. 580 00:49:52,005 --> 00:49:53,547 Yeah, mashite, in the box. 581 00:49:53,673 --> 00:49:58,549 And we will turn box and put down and find still liquid. 582 00:50:02,015 --> 00:50:04,055 Next, we have card trick. 583 00:50:04,184 --> 00:50:05,382 Watch closely, please. 584 00:50:05,519 --> 00:50:07,927 Will you pick a card, if you don't mind. Any card at all. 585 00:50:08,063 --> 00:50:11,148 Any card. That's fine. Any card at all. What card is it? 586 00:50:14,820 --> 00:50:17,940 Which is the undes, hearts, three. 587 00:50:18,074 --> 00:50:22,321 Placing inside. Looking closely at card. Coming out. No card. 588 00:50:22,453 --> 00:50:23,864 Where can be card? 589 00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:28,282 We will find out in just one moment. 590 00:50:33,214 --> 00:50:36,299 Tell them it's not me. The lousy gun got stuck. 591 00:50:37,343 --> 00:50:39,502 Yeah, it happens sometimes. 592 00:50:40,055 --> 00:50:43,174 But tell them it's not the act. I just got this all... 593 00:50:47,396 --> 00:50:48,890 - What'd he say? - He said, 594 00:50:49,022 --> 00:50:52,189 "If the honourable American will allow me." 595 00:50:52,317 --> 00:50:53,562 Certainly. Sure. 596 00:51:02,161 --> 00:51:04,782 Give me the gun. Wiseacre. 597 00:51:05,790 --> 00:51:07,165 Coming in and lousing up the act. 598 00:51:07,291 --> 00:51:10,375 Do I go where you work and louse you up? 599 00:51:11,337 --> 00:51:13,958 You try this again and you're gonna wind up with a new set of teeth. 600 00:51:14,090 --> 00:51:16,415 If you would practise more, you could do better. 601 00:51:16,551 --> 00:51:18,923 Get out of here! 602 00:51:19,303 --> 00:51:22,174 "Practise more, you could do better." 603 00:51:24,976 --> 00:51:27,134 Three of hearts. It's a good trick. 604 00:51:54,673 --> 00:51:56,465 You know what I'm gonna do the minute the plane lands? 605 00:51:56,592 --> 00:52:00,091 No plane can land where you're going. It's too muddy in the rainy season. 606 00:52:00,221 --> 00:52:01,466 Muddy? Rainy season? 607 00:52:01,597 --> 00:52:03,257 - Where am I going? - To Korea. 608 00:52:03,391 --> 00:52:05,882 You see, there are these military outposts along the Communist line. 609 00:52:06,018 --> 00:52:09,886 The boys can't get any entertainment, so you'll be doing a lot for their morale. 610 00:52:10,022 --> 00:52:11,137 Along the Communist line? 611 00:52:11,274 --> 00:52:13,516 You mean with bullets? Shooting? Real guns? 612 00:52:13,651 --> 00:52:16,321 I know what this is! It's the Major! He's getting even with me. 613 00:52:16,446 --> 00:52:17,988 I'm too yellow to die. 614 00:52:18,114 --> 00:52:19,941 You know what'll happen if the commies catch me? 615 00:52:20,075 --> 00:52:22,400 I'll be a prisoner and they'll wash my brain! 616 00:52:22,535 --> 00:52:24,861 I don't think there's much chance of that. 617 00:52:24,996 --> 00:52:26,574 Don't blame the Major. It wasn't his idea. 618 00:52:26,706 --> 00:52:27,786 No? 619 00:52:27,916 --> 00:52:30,122 Well, pray tell, whose idea was it? 620 00:52:30,252 --> 00:52:32,577 The Major didn't change his mind. It was me. 621 00:52:32,713 --> 00:52:34,670 I suggested he send you to Korea. 622 00:52:34,798 --> 00:52:37,294 Don't take my part. What are you helping me for? 623 00:52:37,384 --> 00:52:37,918 Don't take my part. What are you helping me for? 624 00:52:38,051 --> 00:52:41,421 I was very touched when I heard how you felt about the little boy. 625 00:52:41,555 --> 00:52:44,307 I thought you should have a chance to prove yourself. 626 00:52:44,433 --> 00:52:47,351 That was before I knew it was his aunt you were stuck on. 627 00:52:47,478 --> 00:52:50,479 - Who's stuck on what aunt? - You are. 628 00:52:50,606 --> 00:52:52,765 I saw the way you looked at her. 629 00:52:52,900 --> 00:52:55,107 You know, you're no vegetarian. 630 00:52:55,236 --> 00:52:56,979 Will you tell me one thing? 631 00:52:57,113 --> 00:52:58,904 What is it you see in these girls? 632 00:52:59,031 --> 00:53:02,899 What is the big difference between American girls and Oriental girls? 633 00:53:09,334 --> 00:53:11,077 What are you so steamed about? 634 00:53:11,211 --> 00:53:14,295 Who's steamed? Come on, your plane is waiting. 635 00:54:14,818 --> 00:54:16,098 Good day, sir. 636 00:54:16,236 --> 00:54:17,730 The Defense Department of the United States 637 00:54:17,863 --> 00:54:20,817 would like you to know that you heroic fighting men have not been forgotten. 638 00:54:20,949 --> 00:54:23,405 And the taxpayers at home are thinking about you, too. 639 00:54:23,535 --> 00:54:25,742 So, believe it or not, entertainment has come to you. 640 00:54:25,871 --> 00:54:28,196 Sit back and be regaled by some of the great illusions 641 00:54:28,332 --> 00:54:30,289 and feats of legerdemain, performed for you, 642 00:54:30,417 --> 00:54:32,743 and you alone, by the Great Wooley. 643 00:54:32,878 --> 00:54:36,212 A little music accompaniment and we shall begin. 644 00:54:44,557 --> 00:54:48,140 Turn that off. You want the enemy to get my range? 645 00:55:00,657 --> 00:55:07,194 As you gentlemen can see, nothing at all in the hat. 646 00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:11,539 Nothing in the hat, except water. 647 00:55:13,754 --> 00:55:16,838 Harry? Harry. 648 00:55:20,261 --> 00:55:21,256 Oh, Harry. 649 00:55:26,726 --> 00:55:30,854 The United States Defense Department brings to you the Great Wooley. 650 00:55:30,980 --> 00:55:34,396 My first trick, my first illusion, the first feat of legerdemain, 651 00:55:34,525 --> 00:55:36,067 is one of the truly great tricks of all time. 652 00:55:36,194 --> 00:55:37,569 If you will notice, this is merely a hat. 653 00:55:37,695 --> 00:55:41,823 An opera hat, some people call it. That is, the people that go to the opera. 654 00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:44,358 Now, there is nothing in this hat whatsoever, do you notice? 655 00:55:44,494 --> 00:55:46,072 Nothing in the hat. Many of my friends say 656 00:55:46,204 --> 00:55:49,288 there's nothing in the hat when I'm wearing the hat. 657 00:55:50,291 --> 00:55:51,952 We place the hat on the table. 658 00:55:52,085 --> 00:55:53,710 I'm putting my hand into the hat 659 00:55:53,837 --> 00:55:58,166 and out comes a real, live, for-heaven's-sakes bunny. 660 00:55:59,634 --> 00:56:01,758 What are you looking at the bunny? 661 00:56:02,846 --> 00:56:05,966 You look hungry. You got stuff in the can. 662 00:56:08,227 --> 00:56:11,845 So, get back in the hat, Harry, you idiot. You wanna go get chewed up? 663 00:56:11,981 --> 00:56:14,650 Well, it was certainly dandy entertaining you. 664 00:56:24,577 --> 00:56:26,155 Mitsuo. 665 00:56:27,872 --> 00:56:32,249 - I think I know where he is, Father. - Tell him it is time to go to bed. 666 00:56:32,585 --> 00:56:33,914 Yes, Father. 667 00:57:46,536 --> 00:57:50,748 Please take care of my friend and partner, Harry. 668 00:57:52,376 --> 00:57:54,701 And take care of my Aunt Hazel. 669 00:57:55,754 --> 00:57:57,581 And take care of my agent. 670 00:57:58,591 --> 00:58:03,418 And please take care of Mitsuo Watanabe and Kimi Sikita. 671 00:58:04,805 --> 00:58:10,013 And please, please help the helicopter find us tomorrow, 672 00:58:10,728 --> 00:58:15,307 because I want to get back and see them all. Amen. 673 00:58:53,898 --> 00:58:55,771 Mr Wooley! Mr Wooley! 674 00:59:06,828 --> 00:59:09,366 Mr Wooley! Mr Wooley! 675 00:59:12,459 --> 00:59:14,285 Wooley! Mr Wooley! 676 00:59:26,598 --> 00:59:30,596 Welcome back, Mr Wooley. We have missed you. 677 00:59:32,020 --> 00:59:34,060 I can't tell you how I've missed you. 678 00:59:34,189 --> 00:59:38,104 It sure is wonderful seeing someone who doesn't need a shave. 679 00:59:39,153 --> 00:59:41,858 I would like you to meet my father, Mr Wooley. 680 00:59:41,989 --> 00:59:44,610 I would like very much to meet your father. 681 01:00:02,385 --> 01:00:04,710 Father, Mr Wooley is here. 682 01:00:11,561 --> 01:00:13,269 This is your father? 683 01:00:13,396 --> 01:00:17,525 Yes, he is building a little bridge to amuse Mitsuo. 684 01:00:34,710 --> 01:00:37,711 I have heard so much about you, Mr Wooley. 685 01:00:37,838 --> 01:00:40,246 - Welcome to my house. - Thank you, sir. 686 01:00:40,383 --> 01:00:43,467 You have done so much for my grandchild. 687 01:00:43,594 --> 01:00:46,085 My daughter and I had despaired. 688 01:00:46,222 --> 01:00:49,093 We could do nothing to bring him joy. 689 01:00:49,225 --> 01:00:51,799 Even that little bridge I am building for him. 690 01:00:51,936 --> 01:00:54,854 Now I know it's a waste of time. 691 01:00:54,981 --> 01:00:58,017 Only you can make him happy. 692 01:00:58,151 --> 01:01:02,694 Well, thank you very much, sir. It's a very beautiful bridge, too. 693 01:01:04,616 --> 01:01:08,067 You know, you kind of remind me of... 694 01:01:08,245 --> 01:01:10,534 - Of that actor. - The actor, yes. 695 01:01:10,664 --> 01:01:11,827 Oh, yes. 696 01:01:12,082 --> 01:01:14,288 Many people think so, 697 01:01:15,043 --> 01:01:19,622 but I was building bridges long before him. 698 01:01:21,342 --> 01:01:23,749 Come, we shall have tea, huh? 699 01:01:59,548 --> 01:02:01,955 Mitsuo has planned everything himself. 700 01:02:02,092 --> 01:02:05,378 He wants to show you all the interesting places in Japan. 701 01:02:05,512 --> 01:02:07,884 It will be a wonderful trip, Mr Wooley. 702 01:02:08,015 --> 01:02:11,799 Oh, yes, that's very nice, Kimi, but I'm gonna have to be going home soon. 703 01:02:11,935 --> 01:02:14,177 Why must you go back, Mr Wooley? 704 01:02:14,313 --> 01:02:20,019 You can stay here with us and continue to bring joy to my grandson. 705 01:02:20,820 --> 01:02:23,821 Well, thank you, sir, but you see I just received a letter 706 01:02:23,948 --> 01:02:26,320 from my agent and he said that they want me to appear 707 01:02:26,450 --> 01:02:28,360 at the Sands Hotel in Las Vegas. 708 01:02:28,494 --> 01:02:30,985 That is wonderful, Mr Wooley. 709 01:02:31,122 --> 01:02:34,538 At last you have been recognised as a great magician. 710 01:02:34,667 --> 01:02:37,704 Well, not exactly, Kimi. 711 01:02:38,463 --> 01:02:44,299 I'm famous at home, but not for being a great magician. 712 01:03:05,658 --> 01:03:07,531 My grandson remembers. 713 01:03:08,869 --> 01:03:12,285 That was the day he began to live again. 714 01:03:12,415 --> 01:03:14,870 That was the day I almost stopped living. 715 01:03:15,501 --> 01:03:18,953 Well, shall we go into the garden? 716 01:03:26,804 --> 01:03:29,592 Do you not wish to go into garden, Mr Wooley? 717 01:03:29,724 --> 01:03:32,891 Oh, yes, Kimi, I do wish to go into garden, 718 01:03:33,019 --> 01:03:38,144 except that I've been sitting on my feet so long that I... 719 01:03:39,067 --> 01:03:41,392 I think I spoiled the set. 720 01:03:41,653 --> 01:03:44,773 The whole set of feet. I ruined my feet. 721 01:03:47,659 --> 01:03:51,871 Oh, yeah. I don't think I'm ever gonna use these feet again. 722 01:03:53,081 --> 01:03:54,624 They're... I bent them. 723 01:03:57,503 --> 01:04:01,038 Well, at least Mitsuo and I, when we go on the trip... 724 01:04:01,173 --> 01:04:05,551 I'll be saving shoe leather, because I'll never use these. 725 01:06:34,248 --> 01:06:35,623 No wonder the Japanese men are so clean. 726 01:06:35,749 --> 01:06:38,869 All the women walk around looking like Brigitte Bardot. 727 01:06:57,605 --> 01:07:01,271 Come on, Gil! Hodges, attaway. Gil Hodges, first base. 728 01:07:01,401 --> 01:07:03,559 First base, Gil Hodges. Attaway. 729 01:07:04,029 --> 01:07:06,317 Pee Wee. Pee Wee Reese, shortstop. 730 01:07:06,448 --> 01:07:08,156 Know them all. Know them all. Pee Wee. 731 01:07:08,283 --> 01:07:12,447 Good boy, baby. Charlie Neal, second. Charlie! Attaway, babe! 732 01:07:12,579 --> 01:07:14,038 Charlie Neal, second base. 733 01:07:14,164 --> 01:07:17,450 Third base, Junior Gilliam. Jim Gilliam, third base. 734 01:07:17,584 --> 01:07:20,502 He's thrilled with this. Jim! Attaway, babe! 735 01:07:20,629 --> 01:07:25,006 Left field, Gino Cimoli. Love you, baby. See you, hon. 736 01:07:25,134 --> 01:07:26,842 Gino Cimoli, left field. 737 01:07:26,969 --> 01:07:28,796 We must come here again early tomorrow. 738 01:07:28,929 --> 01:07:32,180 Right field. Carlie Furillo. Attaway, babe. 739 01:07:32,308 --> 01:07:34,099 Heads up ball. Heads up all the way. 740 01:07:34,226 --> 01:07:39,268 Duke Snider. Duke Snider, centre field. Duke Snider! 741 01:07:39,398 --> 01:07:40,727 Centre field. Attaway, babe. 742 01:07:40,858 --> 01:07:42,566 Carl Erskine on the mound. 743 01:07:42,693 --> 01:07:45,315 Really big ball in there, Carlie. 744 01:07:45,446 --> 01:07:47,190 Catching, Johnny Roseboro. 745 01:07:47,323 --> 01:07:49,612 Know them all by name. All the... Yeah. 746 01:07:49,742 --> 01:07:51,201 And we have a tied ballgame. 747 01:07:51,327 --> 01:07:54,245 Los Angeles Dodgers five, Tonichi five, 748 01:07:54,372 --> 01:07:57,409 and here we are at the bottom of the eighth inning. 749 01:08:01,046 --> 01:08:04,794 Cimoli had the ball but dropped it, and the runner is safe at first. 750 01:08:08,428 --> 01:08:11,797 And now batting for Tonichi, Tag Taguchi! 751 01:08:11,932 --> 01:08:14,221 That's all right. It's only one of them. Only one of them. 752 01:08:14,351 --> 01:08:16,723 You're way ahead of him, Carlie. 753 01:08:37,208 --> 01:08:40,494 And now, batting for Tonichi, is the Great Ichiyama. 754 01:08:40,628 --> 01:08:43,879 He's great as a pitcher, but we're not too thrilled about his hitting. 755 01:08:44,007 --> 01:08:46,332 Carl, we got them now, Carl baby! 756 01:08:46,468 --> 01:08:50,762 No batter there! No batter with Ichi. 757 01:09:14,038 --> 01:09:15,200 Get him! Get him! Get him! 758 01:09:23,965 --> 01:09:25,708 Ichiyama is caught off third. 759 01:09:25,842 --> 01:09:28,796 Yes, sir, folks, Ichiyama is in a pickle. 760 01:09:28,928 --> 01:09:31,680 That's it, that's it! No, no, back, back, back! 761 01:09:31,806 --> 01:09:37,560 Get him, get him, get him! You got it! 762 01:09:38,063 --> 01:09:41,432 That's it. Three-way! You're out! 763 01:09:45,320 --> 01:09:49,188 And the Tonichi team takes the field for the top of the ninth inning. 764 01:09:50,409 --> 01:09:54,703 Come on, Gil! Lay it back in LA! Right out of the park! 765 01:09:57,040 --> 01:10:01,453 The American spectator is really getting to the Great Ichiyama. 766 01:10:01,587 --> 01:10:03,876 Where'd you learn how to pitch, Ich? 767 01:10:08,511 --> 01:10:09,673 Hey, Ich! 768 01:10:12,557 --> 01:10:14,051 That'll rattle him. 769 01:10:14,225 --> 01:10:16,894 It looks like the Great Ichiyama is going to throw 770 01:10:17,019 --> 01:10:19,771 his famous Nipponese sideways curve ball. 771 01:10:19,897 --> 01:10:22,982 No one in there. No pitcher there. 772 01:10:51,055 --> 01:10:54,922 Hey, Mits, I'm pooped. I've seen everything there is to see. 773 01:10:55,309 --> 01:10:56,851 Why don't we go home? 774 01:10:56,977 --> 01:10:59,468 I'm tired and I'm not as young as you are. 775 01:10:59,647 --> 01:11:01,604 Besides, my teeth are loose. 776 01:11:03,192 --> 01:11:05,944 - Geisha. - Yeah, I know what "geisha" means. 777 01:11:06,070 --> 01:11:11,575 Geishas are girls and they are trained to entertain tired Japanese businessmen. 778 01:11:11,701 --> 01:11:13,907 Tired I am. Japanese I'm not. 779 01:11:14,037 --> 01:11:15,740 And a businessman I ain't either. 780 01:11:15,830 --> 01:11:16,162 And a businessman I ain't either. 781 01:11:18,666 --> 01:11:20,873 - Geisha. - Nothing doing. 782 01:11:21,002 --> 01:11:22,710 Not after being in that hot bathhouse 783 01:11:22,837 --> 01:11:24,795 with all those girls running around without clothes. 784 01:11:24,923 --> 01:11:27,046 Now you want to take me into a geisha house. 785 01:11:27,175 --> 01:11:28,800 Are you sure you're only six years old? 786 01:11:32,222 --> 01:11:33,467 What? 787 01:11:36,059 --> 01:11:39,096 They serve food in here? Why didn't you say so? 788 01:11:39,229 --> 01:11:42,563 I'm starved to death. Let's go inside and we'll eat something. 789 01:11:42,691 --> 01:11:46,523 I'm hungry enough I don't care if they serve salad without dressing. 790 01:14:50,593 --> 01:14:52,302 Goodbye, little fellow. 791 01:16:34,951 --> 01:16:36,529 Goodbye. 792 01:16:38,121 --> 01:16:39,450 Goodbye. 793 01:18:55,179 --> 01:18:56,590 What are you doing here? 794 01:18:59,475 --> 01:19:00,720 I see. You packed your bag 795 01:19:00,852 --> 01:19:02,975 and you thought you were gonna go with me, huh? 796 01:19:03,104 --> 01:19:05,061 Well, you're not going. 797 01:19:05,815 --> 01:19:07,725 Now, where's Kimi? 798 01:19:08,943 --> 01:19:11,565 She's asleep, huh? Where's your grandfather? 799 01:19:14,115 --> 01:19:16,404 Your grandfather, the bridge builder? 800 01:19:20,497 --> 01:19:21,872 Grandfather. 801 01:19:22,082 --> 01:19:24,620 He's sleeping, too. Well, that's what you should be doing. 802 01:19:24,751 --> 01:19:26,080 Sleeping! 803 01:19:26,420 --> 01:19:31,296 Now go home. You, home. Go home. You sleep, too. 804 01:19:41,185 --> 01:19:44,601 All right, Harry, relax. I'm sorry. I sat on Harry. 805 01:19:45,523 --> 01:19:49,188 Mitsuo, let me explain something. You cannot go with me. 806 01:19:49,319 --> 01:19:50,729 Do you understand? 807 01:19:52,822 --> 01:19:55,444 Mitsy, don't make it more difficult for me than it is. 808 01:19:55,575 --> 01:19:59,110 I would like you to... I can't take you with me. 809 01:20:00,330 --> 01:20:01,954 Now go home. 810 01:20:04,376 --> 01:20:05,538 Here. 811 01:20:06,586 --> 01:20:09,955 Now. Now, march. 812 01:20:49,130 --> 01:20:54,717 Mitsy, I told you to go home. I can't take you with me. 813 01:20:57,264 --> 01:20:59,837 Now, don't start that again! 814 01:21:02,477 --> 01:21:05,597 Before you know it, we're gonna be hugging and kissing again. 815 01:21:05,731 --> 01:21:09,479 With squeezing and affection and loving and... 816 01:21:10,069 --> 01:21:12,820 I just want you to stop it and go home. 817 01:21:12,988 --> 01:21:16,238 One of us has to be strong. Don't you understand? 818 01:21:24,792 --> 01:21:26,701 I hate to do this. 819 01:21:27,003 --> 01:21:28,627 This is gonna hurt. 820 01:21:29,881 --> 01:21:31,291 But I gotta. 821 01:21:32,133 --> 01:21:33,924 Will you get out of here? 822 01:21:36,012 --> 01:21:40,341 Vamoose! Scram! Go on! I don't wanna see your face any more! 823 01:21:43,687 --> 01:21:45,229 Go on, get! 824 01:21:47,274 --> 01:21:48,519 Go home! 825 01:21:52,696 --> 01:21:54,772 I don't like you any more! 826 01:21:56,450 --> 01:21:58,526 I don't want you any more! 827 01:22:03,082 --> 01:22:05,158 You're not my son any more! 828 01:22:09,255 --> 01:22:10,583 Now, go! Go! 829 01:22:14,760 --> 01:22:16,468 Mr Wooley. 830 01:22:16,971 --> 01:22:20,221 And stop Wooleying me! Go on! Get out of here! 831 01:22:21,934 --> 01:22:27,391 Mr Wooley, Mitsuo Watanabe love you. 832 01:22:32,737 --> 01:22:34,529 Well, I don't love you! 833 01:22:35,198 --> 01:22:39,243 And I don't like that stupid photograph either! 834 01:22:55,719 --> 01:22:58,471 Mr Wooley! Mr Wooley! 835 01:23:08,482 --> 01:23:10,274 Hi, Mr Wooley. 836 01:24:03,706 --> 01:24:06,031 - Mr Wooley. - Yeah? 837 01:24:06,167 --> 01:24:09,002 How about some sandwiches and coffee now? 838 01:24:09,128 --> 01:24:10,409 No, thank you. 839 01:24:11,130 --> 01:24:13,668 You haven't eaten a thing this entire trip. 840 01:24:15,093 --> 01:24:18,260 I'm not very hungry. Thank you, anyhow. 841 01:24:19,014 --> 01:24:21,255 In case you change your mind. 842 01:24:28,815 --> 01:24:31,982 - Mr Wooley? - Yeah? 843 01:24:33,070 --> 01:24:36,653 I'd like to apologise for the way I acted on the field that day. 844 01:24:37,449 --> 01:24:40,201 - That's all right. - No, it wasn't. 845 01:24:40,369 --> 01:24:41,448 I want to explain. 846 01:24:41,579 --> 01:24:45,742 You see, there was this boy in the Air Force that I was very fond of. 847 01:24:46,667 --> 01:24:48,992 And I lost him to a Japanese girl. 848 01:24:49,128 --> 01:24:52,129 So, I guess I'm very touchy as far as Orientals are concerned. 849 01:24:52,256 --> 01:24:54,249 Yeah, they're wonderful people. 850 01:24:55,134 --> 01:25:00,342 Especially when they're about six, going on seven. 851 01:25:00,556 --> 01:25:03,676 Believe me, the next man I meet I'm gonna forget that so-called 852 01:25:03,810 --> 01:25:06,301 American-emancipated-woman type of independence 853 01:25:06,437 --> 01:25:09,308 and treat him just the way the girls in Japan do. 854 01:25:10,233 --> 01:25:11,608 Good luck. 855 01:25:13,778 --> 01:25:15,652 - One more thing. - Yes? 856 01:25:16,156 --> 01:25:18,030 Don't throw your chairs away. 857 01:25:18,158 --> 01:25:20,614 That sitting on the floor is murder. 858 01:26:11,838 --> 01:26:14,412 Well, you sure changed your mind and ate those in a hurry. 859 01:26:14,549 --> 01:26:16,672 I'll get you some more hot coffee. 860 01:26:49,961 --> 01:26:52,630 Yes, I got it. I'll get it to Major Ridgley right away. 861 01:26:52,756 --> 01:26:55,211 Mike, get this down to Major Ridgley in the MATS plane. 862 01:26:55,342 --> 01:26:56,504 Yes, sir. 863 01:26:57,385 --> 01:26:58,548 Goodbye. 864 01:26:59,304 --> 01:27:00,383 So long. 865 01:27:00,514 --> 01:27:02,008 - Goodbye. You did a great job. - Goodbye. 866 01:27:02,140 --> 01:27:03,219 Goodbye. Good luck. 867 01:27:03,350 --> 01:27:05,307 Major Ridgley, this message just came. It's urgent. 868 01:27:05,435 --> 01:27:06,633 Thanks. 869 01:27:09,022 --> 01:27:11,181 - Where's Wooley? - He just left, Major. Why? 870 01:27:11,316 --> 01:27:12,515 - Is something wrong? - Something wrong? 871 01:27:12,651 --> 01:27:15,107 Why, now that woolly-headed idiot has kidnapped a Japanese boy! 872 01:27:15,237 --> 01:27:16,731 He wouldn't do that. 873 01:27:28,042 --> 01:27:30,035 This sure is a heavy trunk, boss. 874 01:27:30,169 --> 01:27:31,545 I just have a rabbit in there. 875 01:27:31,671 --> 01:27:34,126 Man, that sure must be a bundle of bunny. 876 01:27:46,269 --> 01:27:49,140 And I thought I was finally rid of that guy. 877 01:27:49,272 --> 01:27:51,561 Porter, you see a man with a big trunk labelled "The Great Wooley"? 878 01:27:51,691 --> 01:27:54,527 - Yes, he had a big fatso rabbit in it. - That's it. Where did he go? 879 01:27:54,653 --> 01:27:56,610 He just left in that cab, sir. 880 01:27:59,867 --> 01:28:01,491 Follow that red trunk! 881 01:28:06,040 --> 01:28:09,622 I'm going to Glendale. 1647 North Louise Avenue. 882 01:28:09,752 --> 01:28:10,831 Okay, bud. 883 01:28:13,923 --> 01:28:15,381 Take it easy. We'll be home soon enough. 884 01:28:15,508 --> 01:28:17,631 What's the matter? Am I driving too fast? 885 01:28:17,760 --> 01:28:20,298 Oh, no. I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to my rabbit. 886 01:28:25,852 --> 01:28:27,560 Harry, are you all right? 887 01:28:29,230 --> 01:28:32,564 - Hi, Mr Wooley. - Mits! 888 01:28:33,401 --> 01:28:35,394 What are you doing here? 889 01:28:35,904 --> 01:28:38,477 Never mind. I don't care. 890 01:28:39,407 --> 01:28:40,818 Gee, it's good to see you. 891 01:28:40,951 --> 01:28:42,611 Faster! Faster! 892 01:28:51,670 --> 01:28:54,706 They'll never separate us this time, Mitsuo. 893 01:29:04,433 --> 01:29:06,675 Oh, come on. Let's go, Mits. 894 01:29:12,984 --> 01:29:15,735 Harry. Harry. I forgot Harry. 895 01:29:16,821 --> 01:29:18,232 Harry! Come on, Harry. 896 01:29:18,364 --> 01:29:20,156 Wooley, you come back here! 897 01:29:21,075 --> 01:29:22,320 Stop that man! 898 01:29:22,577 --> 01:29:24,451 Somebody get a hold of him! 899 01:30:24,015 --> 01:30:26,589 Mitsuo. Mitsuo. 900 01:30:28,770 --> 01:30:31,974 I have some sandwiches and a nice salad for you. 901 01:30:33,900 --> 01:30:36,439 Well, in case you change your mind. 902 01:31:50,605 --> 01:31:52,514 Well, we'll be landing in a few minutes, Harry. 903 01:31:52,648 --> 01:31:54,522 Now, here's what we're gonna do. 904 01:31:54,651 --> 01:31:57,106 We're gonna mark this trunk like this, see. 905 01:31:57,237 --> 01:31:58,897 And you and I are gonna get in it. 906 01:31:59,030 --> 01:32:02,280 That's how we get off the plane, and nobody's gonna know. 907 01:32:02,409 --> 01:32:05,078 Yeah, but how's Kimi gonna know where we are? 908 01:32:07,622 --> 01:32:08,618 I got an idea. 909 01:32:09,374 --> 01:32:12,126 Harry, just relax one second. 910 01:32:19,301 --> 01:32:21,757 Harry, relax. Don't make no noise. 911 01:32:55,380 --> 01:32:56,376 Kimi! Kimi! 912 01:33:22,116 --> 01:33:24,488 Never mind what he found in his pocket. 913 01:33:24,618 --> 01:33:26,860 We must get him home to bed. 914 01:33:32,168 --> 01:33:34,374 They should be reading my note by now. 915 01:33:34,504 --> 01:33:36,081 - Kimi. - Yes, Father. 916 01:33:36,214 --> 01:33:41,718 I do not read English well enough, but I think it says something about 917 01:33:41,844 --> 01:33:45,510 getting a trunk which has an "X" on it. 918 01:33:45,640 --> 01:33:47,549 Trunk with an "X" on it? 919 01:33:50,979 --> 01:33:54,063 He had no trunk, Father. Throw the paper away. 920 01:33:56,109 --> 01:33:58,731 Look, here's one that isn't even locked and we get blamed 921 01:33:58,862 --> 01:34:01,104 - if anything goes wrong. - Yeah, you're right. 922 01:34:01,240 --> 01:34:03,944 Kimi! You had better read this. 923 01:34:04,076 --> 01:34:06,567 Father, we must get the boy home. 924 01:34:06,954 --> 01:34:08,152 Read. 925 01:34:14,211 --> 01:34:17,296 Harry, we're locked in. 926 01:34:23,888 --> 01:34:28,764 "Harry and I are in a trunk with the 'X' on it. Come and get us." 927 01:34:28,893 --> 01:34:33,021 Then Mr Wooley is here. In a trunk with an "X" on it. 928 01:34:33,147 --> 01:34:34,725 Let's go! Come on! 929 01:34:49,331 --> 01:34:51,288 I'm sick, Harry. I'm sick. 930 01:34:52,209 --> 01:34:54,166 Hear that? Yeah, I'm sick, Harry. 931 01:34:54,294 --> 01:34:56,667 - Stop! - Stop it! Hold it! 932 01:35:59,653 --> 01:36:01,693 Don't worry about me, Mits. 933 01:36:01,822 --> 01:36:05,191 It was all worth it, because now we're together, see? 934 01:36:05,952 --> 01:36:09,486 And as soon as Harry and I get over our trunkitis, 935 01:36:09,956 --> 01:36:12,079 we're gonna have the gosh-darnedest 936 01:36:12,208 --> 01:36:16,917 geisha-house-combination-magic-show that Tokyo ever saw. You'll see. 937 01:36:46,994 --> 01:36:51,952 And now for the really big trick of the evening. 938 01:36:52,708 --> 01:36:57,666 Out of this hat here, a live, beautiful, 100% pure bunny. 939 01:36:57,797 --> 01:36:59,374 Harry, the rabbit. 940 01:37:01,175 --> 01:37:04,212 It's not funny. It's a regular rabbit. 941 01:37:15,482 --> 01:37:17,973 And I've been undressing in front of you all these years? 942 01:37:18,109 --> 01:37:21,644 You've been deceiving me. You're not a Harry, you're a Harriet! 943 01:37:28,078 --> 01:37:32,787 Well, that's all, folks.